Gargamel Brooch Releasing June 1st

Behold: the Gargamel brooch.

A pocket-sized catastrophe in velvet robes, forever one step away from triumph and seventeen steps away from competence. He does not enter a room—he descends into it with the confidence of a man convinced the universe owes him mushrooms and emotional validation.

His plans are elaborate. His results are embarrassing. His rage is eternal.

Pin him to your outfit and feel the immediate shift in atmosphere: 40% more theatrical menace, 60% more muttering under breath, and 100% chance of being silently judged by a cat named Azrael who has seen it all before.